Jan 16 2003
So ABC made their mid-season changes announcement, and some of their new shows include putting annoying C-list celebrities in the Australian desert (buh bye, Melissa Rivers), holding a search for the perfect “All-American Girl” who will apparently “become the most celebrated girl in the United States” (watch out, J.Lo!), and my personal favourite, “Are You Hot: The Search for America’s Sexiest People”, which sounds like they’ve actually come up with a way to have a talent show with even less talented people than those goobers on American Idol.
I’m pretty sure that media satire died the day Celebrity Boxing debuted, but this lineup is just another nail in the coffin.
Update: I just found out that last night there was a television show on FOX that featured a man and a Kodiac bear in a hotdog eating competition. I have to go live in a cabin in the woods now.