How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you.
Yesterday my one year old family friend, The Other Aidan, came over for a visit. He seemed a pretty solidly happy child, smiling, clapping, waving. Usually my evil cat, Spikey, hides from visitors, but for some reason he came and sat in the middle of the living room floor and stared at the baby. The Other Aidan stared back. Silence. Staring. Silence. Then suddenly Aidan burst into tears, and the standoff was over.
So you may like your baby and all, but my cat is way more badass.















