Let’s do this the short way. People I do not wish a Happy New Year:
- My old boss from earlier this year. You are offensive, juvenile, and I stole that can of soup from your personal stash in the kitchen.
- Tracy, the girl who works in my building now that seems to still hate me after a decade for no good reason. That pink clip-on hair extension you used to wear in college? It was ugly. Yeah. I went there.
- The singing hobo down the street. I think he knows why.
- The people currently responsible for the Priest class in Warcraft. Stop making me wish I was a paladin, dammit.
- Nicolas Cage. I know I’m a little late on this, but I watched Ghost Rider a few weeks ago and it grieves me deeply that I will never get those three hours of my life back.
People I wish a very special New Years to:
- My family. Sorry I’m so incommunicado. Being better about that is my resolution for 2009, and I’m pretty sure I’ll be there for the shindig this summer.
The rest of you bastards are all right in my book. I’ll see many of you tonight.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!


















Circle of healing, hello?
Ah, what do I know. I’m a rogue. Don’t know the first thing about healing.
Wait, there are still rogues?! I thought you all turned into Death Knights.
Circle of Healing is nerfed on Tuesday. Priests are all emo.
I have a Death Knight, but he only exists to sit in the inn at Vengeance Landing and make me darkmoon cards.
Priests or no, you haven’t heard whining these days until you get a warlock or elem shammy talking about PvP. I’m more of a PvE’er, but lordy once they get started they won’t stop.