Jul 31 2010
twitter is down!
You guys. You guys. You guys! Twitter is down.
I wanted to post to let the world know that I am kind of drunk and thrashing around to Rock You Like A Hurricane, but it’s DOWN. Come back, Twitter. I know there was this phase in 2008 when I decried you as being useless, but I’ve changed. Without you how will I know if there is a police incident on the other side of the city, or what concerts people are at, or the latest celebrity gossip that CNN considers breaking news?
Adrian recently commented at a social gathering that he doesn’t like being limited to “170 characters” when communicating, and I was instantly horrified. It’s 140 characters. 140. God! It’s like I don’t even KNOW you.
Anyway, it’s still down and Warrant’s Cherry Pie is on now and I have to return to my houseguests.
PS: I am working on a post mocking Internet Feminists and their Very Serious Business, but I am kind of afraid of offending everyone.
on 01 Aug 2010 at 12:20 pm
I rather reckon you will offend everyone, but that’s What the Internet Is For. Something things are ridiculous, obviously.
on 01 Aug 2010 at 7:55 pm
Oh good lord — that site made me roll my eyes so hard I think I have a headache.